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Hi im Jonathan. California, 19, hella nice & caring. People love my eyes. Talk to me, I value friendship
hellmas:

me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.mom: i will try.instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

hellmas:

me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.

instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

(via austindwebb)



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